Excuse Generator
Can’t explain the loss?
Smash the button for a quick Warrior-certified reason why the Blaster win apparently does not count, or open the full generator for deluxe excuses.
“I was just testing traction.”
The Stupid Department
Dumb Stuff For Serious Racing Arguments
Excuse generator, Warrior bingo, copium math, and other useless tools for proving a Blaster hurt somebody’s feelings.
Copium Calculator
Math but dumber
Awaiting emotional arithmetic.
Warrior Bingo
Mark excuses as they appear
Needs jetted
Missed shift
Bad launch
Trail built
Clutch slip
Wrong tires
Too dusty
Cold motor
FREE COPE
Race longer
Race uphill
Wait for rebuild
Bad gas
Plug fouled
Not fair
Too much wheelie
Official Labels
Print these and start problems
Warrior Tears Recovery Vehicle
Powered by Premix and Bad Decisions
350cc of Excuses
This Blaster Hurt Your Feelings
Keyboard Dyno World Champion
Gap Insurance Not Included
Pre-Race Checklist
Before the Warrior owner starts talking
- Confirm the race is legal, safe, and not on a public road.
- Make sure someone records the start and finish.
- Ask the Warrior owner to choose an excuse before launch.
- Verify “built motor” does not mean “airbox lid removed in 2014.”
- Bring a pen for the Butt Hurt Report.