Warrior Grievance Department

Official Butt Hurt Report

For Yamaha Warrior riders who were personally victimized by a Blaster, a cloud of premix, and the realization that displacement is not a personality.

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Butt Hurt Incident Report

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Warrior rider alias Blaster suspect Date of emotional damage Race format

Symptoms observed after the gap Blamed jetting within 15 seconds Claimed the clutch started slipping magically Demanded a longer race after losing the short one Inspected spark plug like it owed him money Said the Blaster was not really a Blaster Started pricing big bore kits before the trailer was loaded

Primary excuse selected Tear pressure

Official statement from the injured party